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Many a traveler can attest that there are many wonderful places in the world. Some are famous for their architecture, others for skilled artisanship and crafts, while various are known for the people who live or lived there. But then there are places that attract tourists and travelers for a completely different reason. Their peculiar names!�
When it comes to employing creativity, humans certainly don’t lack imagination. It’s no wonder some of the strangest, funniest, and most hilarious places names exist on our planet.
Some folks choose a name referring to a legend, a hero, event, a famous person, or a feature nearby. Then there are those unique “pearls” that has one grasping for breath. These place names often make no sense, are unusual, funny, or without a comprehensible meaning attached to them. Let’s explore some of them:
WHY?
A small town in Arizona (USA) is called exactly this. Why?
I’m not entirely sure how Why? got its name . . . Perhaps the first people who settled there were surprised and confused as to why they ended up there. Another reason might be the unique geographical location of the town, which is located at a Y-crossroad.
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Crisis continues on . . .
There are places in the world called Nothing, also in Arizona. Not�and Whynot�in Missouri. No Name�in Colorado, and Nowhere Else�in Australia. �
Photo Credit By Ken Lund – Flickr: Why, Arizona – (Free from Wikipedia)
HAPPYLAND ANYONE?
Some places in the United States seem to perfectly describe the situation. Imagine the following conversation:
“Hey John, where are you traveling to this summer?”
“Well, Patrick. Our itinerary is quite extensive.”
“That sounds great.”
“Yeah. We will start our travels from Happyland�in Oklahoma, then off to Humansvillein Missouri, followed by Lonelyville�in New York. And if my kids get cranky by then, will we be off to Cranky Corner�in Louisiana to ease the pain before we leave for something more Peculiar�in Missouri the next day.
From Peculiar�to Sweet Lipsin Tennessee, Accident�in Maryland, Brilliant�in Ohio, Boring�in Oregon, Normalin Illinois, Wealthyin Texas, Disappointmentin Kentucky, Sugar Titin South Carolina, Famein West Virginia, Gayin Georgia, Rapturein Indiana, Coolin California, Dead Women Crossing, and finally, its Hellin Michigan.”
Imagine a non-English person overhears this conversation?
NEED HELP DECIDING WHAT TO DO ON YOUR TRAVELS?
Don’t worry; some place names are simply too happy to give direction. Pity Me�in England, Do Stop�in Kentucky (USA), Loveladies�in New Jersey, Jot-Em-Down�in Texas, Try Again�and Wait-a-Little�in South Africa, Forget�in Canada, Cut And Shoot�in Texas, Be Thankful�in England, Come By Chance�(Canada), and for dessert, Truth or Consequences�in New Mexico (USA.)
FOOD IS VERY IMPORTANT
Even if you are not feeling hungry, there are place names in the United States, and abroad that will convince you otherwise:
How about Oatmeal�in Texas, Sandwich�in Massachusetts, DISH�in Texas, Pie Town�in New Mexico, Cheesequake�in New Jersey, Beer�in England, Hot Coffee�in Mississippi, Two Egg�in Florida, Cookie Town�in Oklahoma, Lick Fork�in West Virginia, and finally, Lick Skillet�in Tennessee?
THE LONGEST CITY NAMES IN THE WORLD
The first prize for the longest city name goes to Bangkok:
“Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan
Amonphimanawatansathit
Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit.”
No, it is not a typing mistake! Ensure to pronounce the official name of the capital of Thailand correctly next time you are there.
However, the place with the longest one-worded name in the world is a hill in New Zealand called:
“Taumatawhakatangihang
akoauauotamateaturipuka
kapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu.”
Don’t forget to take a selfie in front of the sign – it is a real challenge to make it fit. In fact, the name of the hill is from Maori descent that simply means, “The summit where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, the climber of mountains, the land-swallower who traveled about, played his nose flute to his loved one.”
Pretty romantic, hey?
Another favorite of ours is a place in the UK, on the Island of Anglesey in Wales, called: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. It means, “St. Mary’s Church in the hollow of the white hazel near the rapid whirlpool at the church of St. Tysilio with a red cave.”�
Good luck, pronouncing it! The great news is that the locals just call it, LlanfairPG, or LPG, for short. We understand why . . .
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Photo Credit By Raphael Frey (Free from Wikipedia)
SHORTEST PLACE NAMES IN THE WORLD
There are seven villages in Norway called Å, and one in Sweden called Ö!
“Hey, Anna. How about a coffee tomorrow in Aa, and then we can have some lunch in Ao, followed by a trip to Ae in Scotland?”� (Aa and Ao are villages in the country of Estonia.)
SO WHAT DOES A PLACE NAME MEAN?
There are places that don’t even seem to mean anything at all and are, perhaps, just as nice as they sound: Mooloolah, Wagga Wagga, Walla Walla, Wawa, Wee Waa, Woolloomooloo, and finally, Kanakanak.
FUNNY MOUNTAIN-, RIVER AND/OR ISLAND NAMES
The names of mountains, islands, and rivers can be just as hilarious. Take for example Apocalypse Peaks�in Antarctica, Big Butt Mountain�in North Carolina, Bitch Mountain in New York, Supporting Party Mountain�in Antarctica, Mount Despair�(there is one in Australia and two in the USA), Mount Toogood�in Antarctica, Lake Disappointment�in Western Australia, Inexpressive Island, Disappointment Islands, and rivers Eek and Uck.
AND THE LIST JUST GOES ON AND ON . . .
Some more surprising, yet sometimes terrifying examples of strange place names can be found once again in the United States. A lot of ghost towns – cities that were once inhabited but then abandoned at some point – have pretty bizarre names. Devil Town�in Ohio, Idiotville�in Oregon and Lucky Boy�in Nevada. (No wonder people left them!)
UNINTENTIONAL AND SOMETIMES SEEMINGLY OFFENSIVE PLACE NAMES
Europe is full of funny and peculiar place names that sound unintentionally weird and sometimes even offensive in English.
Did you know there is a place called Kissing in Bavaria, Germany? And a neighborhood in Berlin called Wedding. (Guys, just a quick tip. Don’t live there if you intend to stay single for a little while longer.) There is even a village in Upper Austria close to the German border called Fucking. Apparently, the road signs on the way to Fucking are popular attractions and often stolen. Apart from the above, there is Bitche�in France, Bastardo�in Italy, and Castrillo�in Spain
BRITISH HUMOR AT ITS BEST
You won’t believe it, but you’ll find places called Cock Burn, Bottomhead, Teapot, Loch Drunkie, Washer Willy’s, The Bastard, Buttock Point, Dickland, Dumb Woman’s Lane, Jackass Lane, My Lord’s Rock, Cabbage Creek, Great Snoring,�and Cucumber Corner�in England! Now, these are some for the record books for sure!
So, there you have it! Some of the funniest and strangest place names in the world. But before we say goodbye, whether you are off traveling from down under’s Nowhere Else to Happyville, only to find things are not so happy there after all . . . then take our advice and move on to Cool�in California, but avoid Accidentin Maryland at all costs, unless you don’t mind ending up at Hell in Michigan.
All-in-all, have fun and happy travels!
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